THE DRAVIDIAN RAJ - a review of The World Cup 1996 (Dawn Magazine, Friday, March 29, 1996)
Dawn Magazine, Friday, March 29, 1996
THE DRAVIDIAN RAJ
By Adil Ahmad
Well
folks, if you thought you had heard the last of the sixth World Cup 1996, think again. If wishes were horses beggars would ride and the poor of this world
would preen with pride.
The
Lankan 'Lion' who had been out begging the 'Aussie Kangaroo' and the Windie
'Kingfisher' to play on his soil, went back to his island jungle riding a high
horse as high could be. It proved to be an outrageous action-packed affair full
of suspense and sound and fury and raw emotion.
The
World Cup 1996 came with a warning sign for the faint-hearted and a promise of
untold fame and fortune for those who would dare to defy the odds for an
ecstatic island population desperately in search of some good news. As the
Tamil Tiger licked his wounds and made common cause with the Lankan 'Lion',
there was dancing in the streets of Sri Lanka .
Arjuna
Ranatunga (Raging Rana, Tubby Tunga, and Ageless Arjuna to his legion of loving
admirers) remained remarkably composed and unruffled in the face of his team's
wonderful dream come true.
The
Lankan 'Lion' laid to rest the myth of Aryan supremacy. The Dravidians had come
of age and had conquered the last bastion of Anglo-Saxon imperialism in a quiet
and competent manner.
Tallyho!
Tubby Tunga! And 'tallyho' Arif Abbasi! Thank you for some fabulous cricket
both on and off the field. The sight of you bravely battling the gatecrashers
on the day of the Final was so very heartening, even though there was little
that could be done. Pakistan
should charge the event managers IMG a hefty consultancy fee for providing them
with a priceless experience in crisis management!
It
is rumoured that bookies are offering 10,000 to 1 odds on the chances of IMG
ever returning to manage an event in Pakistan . Thank God for small
mercies. And while Clive Lloyd may hold a dim view of the calypso cricket image
his team enjoys, the Indian 'kingfisher' scored some prized catches, Courtney
Browne's faux pas notwithstanding. At 2000 to 1 odds the Indian (and I don’t
mean West Indian) 'kingfisher' humoured his bookies and the Kenyans. The
Kenyans then went on to humour the Lankans in grand style even as the Windies
whirlwind played havoc with the odds once again, laying waste the Aussie
favoruites.
But
fate would conspire with the 'masterblaster' and the Indian 'kingfisher', and
the humiliated Lankan 'Lion' would roar its way to even greater heights of
glory.
At
the end of the day the 'WWCC96' turned out to be a thoroughly exhilarating,
thought provoking experience, Pakistan 's
Bangalore
campaign notwithstanding. And who says the Bangalore campaign was a disaster? Calcutta was a disaster, both for India and for
the game of cricket. In Bangalore
everybody won. India
won, quite literally. Cricket won quite definitely.
Wasim
Akram's absence from the field, as also his earring, can be construed and
misconstrued in a thousand different ways. It was a show of confidence
bordering on arrogance. Letting a wet behind the ears swashbuckling greenhorn
lead the side into battle in what was being billed as the 'mother of all
encounters', was a masterpiece strategic move in a war of nerves by a
seasoned campaigner who had already
conquered Melbourne. The earring, while ruffling the feathers of the fastidious
and conservative at home, symbolised the rebel in the Pakistani spirit and
automatically drew the sympathy and endorsement of rebels worldwide - in an age
where rebellion to decadent status quo has gained the universal approval of the
masses.
We
went to Bangalore
to prove a point, and we proved that point in admirable style as Aamir Sohail
faced down Venkatesh Prasad and then threw his wicket in utter contempt of the
proceedings. No cricketer doubts what Waqar Younis could have done to the
Indian batting lineup. Chewed them up and spat them out in his sleep. Yet he
let them thrash his dreaded lethal doses all over the place.
Azhuruddin
had already won the World Cup for the Subcontinent when he let the Indo-Pak
team in a show of solidarity with the Lankan Lion. Bal Thackeray is right.
There can never be a game of conventional cricket between India and Pakistan while the two continue to view
each other as enemy number one.
This
was not cricket. This was highpowered, never-wracking, stupendous diplomacy
which no foreign office anywhere could contemplate let alone achieve, ping pong
diplomacy notwithstanding. If Wasim Akram and his shocktroopers have today
become the victims of an abusive, stone-throwing, over-reactive, irrational
fringe then it is a price which they must pay for the privilege of being at the
cutting edge.
The
drawing-rooms of the world will continue to resound with the chatter of the
chattering classes for a long, long time to come. Whether it be the on-again,
off-again stripping of Sushmita Sen; Or the Queen of Hearts' secret dash to
greet King Khan on his mission of mercy; Or the rise of Indian nationalism in
an ugly manifestation of bad sportsmanship in Calcutta; Or the call by a
radical segment for a comprehensive ban on the playing of cricket in Pakistan; Or Javed Miandad's strenuous huffing and puffing on the boundary line; Or the
50-feed-long cricket bat which weighed in at five tons and cost 300,000 rupees
and appears to have quietly slipped out of the news; Or the Mik Jagger mania; Or the jostling of Benazir on an overcrowded podium as she struggled to cope
with her roles of awed cricket fan, popular leader, prime minister, and chief
guest on the day of the Final; Or the manner in which the victorious Tubby
Tunga clawed and clambered his way to the well deserved trophy: Or how the rain
waited so patiently in deference to the Final before coming pouring down at the
end of it; Or the way the Lankan Lion was denied permission to take the
customary victory lap around the stadium (something distinctly fishy there)? Or
the Australian captain's off the cuff remark about how his boys could never
hold their catches in Pakistan ,
the 'WWCC96' achieved its mandate in grand style leaving behind a very tough
act to follow.
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